between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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