If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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