I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Two words: nipple clamps
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