so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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