do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
wow bdsm is so cute
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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