My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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