Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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