I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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