I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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