So drunk its hurt
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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