I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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