i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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