the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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