I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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