yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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