then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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