after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
two words...techno handjob
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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