the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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