Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
jump out the window naked night went bad
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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