Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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