If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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