idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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