Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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