I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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