dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You took a bar mat shot.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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