But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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