Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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