Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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