I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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