After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wish i was in the wii world.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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