One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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