We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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