you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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