in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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