I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im six kinds of drunk right now
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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