The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just blew my weed a kiss
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
