I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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