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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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