Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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