I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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