It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Text me some of your sweat
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