It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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