Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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