hell yes lets make some ravioli
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we're making bets on your personal life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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