Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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