There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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