That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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