CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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