i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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