I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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