Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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